Thursday 1 November 2007

It's awful!

Nothing happens,
nobody comes,
nobody goes,
it's awful!

Make sense who may.
I switch off.

Samuel Beckett

p.s. Don't worry I'm just quoting it; i am uselessly all right.

Friday 25 May 2007

16 Signs that you Like Someone

I got this through an email.

SIXTEEN:

When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:

You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.

FOURTEEN:

You walk really slow when you're with them.

THIRTEEN:

You feel shy whenever they're around.

ELEVEN:

When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:

You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:

When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

EIGHT:

You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:

They're all you think about.

SIX:

You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:

You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:

While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

ONE:

You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.


Monday 21 May 2007

Tuesday 15 May 2007

Thursday 3 May 2007

Tuesday 1 May 2007

Rocket Scinece!

Do you also use 'it's not rocket science' now and then? Do you really know what you mean? Just listen to the following USAF training recording to see if you really want to join the force. The subject seems to be about an intelligent missile system which knows where the missile is or where it isn't, or where it was or where it wasn't but now is! Well, that's about it.





Look at the bright side: from now on you know what you mean by the phrase 'it's not rocket science'. It's not that bad, is it?